Queen of Mean - Sarah Jeffery

Hi If I could change the world I'd make it Halloween Every single day And also have world peace Maybe world peace should be first World peace and then Halloween Wait, let me start over Hi If I could change the world I'd make us have world peace And also Halloween Every single day On Halloween You can pretend to be someone else It's like the internet Only in person and with candy When you are the hot one It's a full-time gig Looking like what people wanna see Woah-oh Woah-oh-oh Once a year I am not I dress up and dream big Disguised as someone else who is not me But is still hot I can be Who I wanna be and sexy I can be Who I wanna be and hot Don't like who you are Then hit that costume shop Rock a new and different sexy look Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh Why be so downhearted Blast some trashy pop And drop it to this hot and sexy hook I can be Who I wanna be and sexy I can be Who I wanna be and hot Be somebody new Do a total transformation! Animals, or men will do Or even vegetation! I give you sexy corn" I can be, who I want to be Sexy! A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws Catching sexy sharks Uh-huh! Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Rosa Parks! Uh-huh! I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! That's not right, is it? No I can sexy cure some cancer! No! I can cure sex cancer! Sex cancer doesn't exist I did it Happy Halloween! This is modern feminism talking I expect to run the world In shoes I cannot walk in I can be, who I want to be And sex Sex Sexy! I'm a sexy mouse

It's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic A kind of magic One dream, one soul, one prize One goal, one golden glance of what should be It's a kind of magic One shaft of light that shows the way No mortal man can win this day It's a kind of magic The bell that rings inside your mind It's challenging the doors of time It's a kind of magic The waiting seems eternity The day will dawn of sanity Is this a kind of magic It's a kind of magic There can be only one This rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be gone This flame that burns inside of me I'm hearing secret harmonies It's a kind of magic The bell that rings inside your mind It's challenging the doors of time It's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic This rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be, will soon be Will soon be gone This is a kind of magic There can be only one This rage that lasts a thousand years Will soon be gone Magic – it's a kind of magic It's a kind of magic Magic, magic, magic, magic It's magic It's a kind of magic

When I was five, I fell in love It didn't last He ran from me Literally Ran from me And being Kenyan He ran fast When I was ten, in love Again This peace corps guy I waited for hours Inside his tent with flowers Which made him laugh Which made me cry By thirteen I gave up trying I decided I would be a mathematician... 'Cause math is real I memorized a lot of pi Because additions and subtractions and division Would never make me feel So stupid with love Like I didn't get it I didn't get it, somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it... 'Till now Do you have an eraser? I would love to So thank you, math, for being there To bring me joy And thank you, math 'Cause now brought me this cute boy! Is it two? Yes! He's like someone from T.V He's like that guy who give out roses to those women His clothes His grooming And he's foot away from me With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in He is live and in the room! And I'm stupid with love I wanna get it I wanna to get it, but how? Smart with math, but stupid with love I wanna get it I didn't get it 'till now Two over zero is undefined Two over zero is undefined Jinx. Ha! I'm astounded and non-plussed I am filled with calculust Does this guy work out? He must All sweaty at the gym Could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought... School was rough but now? It's not 'Cause now there's him It's all so simple Stupid with love But I can get it Watch this girl self-educate I learned math so I can learn love You wanna bet it? That I can get it? Just wait Just wait Just wait!

You, with your words like knives And swords and weapons that you use against me You have knocked me off my feet again Got me feeling like I'm nothing You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard Calling me out when I'm wounded You, picking on the weaker man Well, you can take me down With just one single blow But you don't know what you don't know Someday, I'll be living in a big old city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean? You, with your switching sides And your wildfire lies and your humiliation You have pointed out my flaws again As if I don't already see them I walk with my head down Trying to block you out, 'cause I'll never impress you I just wanna feel okay again I bet you got pushed around Somebody made you cold But the cycle ends right now 'Cause you can't lead me down that road And you don't know what you don't know Someday, I'll be living in a big old city And all you're ever gonna be is mean Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean? And I can see you years from now in a bar Talking over a football game With that same big loud opinion But nobody's listening Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing But all you are is mean All you are is mean And a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean But someday, I'll be living in a big old city And all you're ever gonna be is mean, yeah Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me And all you're ever gonna be is mean (Why you gotta be so mean?) Someday, I'll be living in a big old city (Why you gotta be so mean?) And all you're ever gonna be is mean (Why you gotta be so mean?) Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me (Why you gotta be so mean?) And all you're ever gonna be is mean Why you gotta be so mean?

Te vi, me viste, al principio fue una broma Luego la verdad se asoma Intercambiamos sonrisas Pasó algún tiempo, poco menos de una hora Y por debajo de la mesa Tu tacón tocó mi bota Fue más sencillo que hacer la tabla del uno y a la hora del desayuno Ya sabía que te amaba A las semanas de iniciar con la aventura Se nos hizo miel la luna y un concierto pa Tijuana Era prohibido, era imposible, pero hicimos lo que se nos dio la gana Después de eso nos veíamos casi a diario Nuestro amigo el calendario Nos dio 400 citas De tanto amarnos nos volvimos dos extraños No sé quién toma hoy tu mano Ni tú, dónde estoy ahorita Fue más sencillo que hacer la tabla del uno y a la hora del desayuno Ya sabía que te amaba A las semanas de iniciar con la aventura Se nos hizo miel la luna y un concierto pa Tijuana Era prohibido, era imposible, pero hicimos lo que se nos dio la gana, yeh-hey Pasando el tiempo, analizando la ruptura, la versión que tiene el lobo No es la de Caperucita De tanto amarnos, nos volvimos dos extraños No sé quién toma hoy tu mano, ni tú, dónde estoy ahorita Seguramente pa la otra que nos veamos repitamos Lo de la primera cita, yeah, eh-eh-eh-eh Uh, mmh-mmh-mmh, mmh

Miras con tanta dulzura, hermosa criatura Tú mi bello ángel que cayó del cielo Soy un simple pobre diablo que corrió con suerte Que logró obtenerte por obra divina Pues en cada esquina te busqué Solo tú eres la persona La que me ilusiona, la que me emociona Por ti pierdo el rumbo y en cada segundo Me voy de este mundo con sentirte a ti Entre el cielo y el infierno Solo hay un espacio, solo hay un abismo Es que yo pierdo el ritmo cuando me abandonas Y me quedo solo, solo sin ti Viniste a reconformarme, a rehabilitarme Tú mi bello ángel, yo estaba perdido Siento que después de ti yo soy otra persona Ya no me conozco, ¿qué paso conmigo? Por eso te digo que tú Solo tú eres la persona La que me ilusiona, la que me emociona Por ti pierdo el rumbo y en cada segundo Me voy de este mundo con sentirte a ti Entre el cielo y el infierno Solo hay un espacio, solo hay un abismo Es que yo pierdo el ritmo cuando me abandonas Y me quedo solo, solo sin ti Solo tú eres la persona La que me ilusiona, la que me emociona Por ti pierdo el rumbo y en cada segundo Me voy de este mundo con sentirte a ti Entre el cielo y el infierno Solo hay un espacio, solo hay un abismo Es que yo pierdo el ritmo cuando me abandonas Y me quedo solo, solo sin ti

Compa ¿Qué le parece esa morra? La que anda bailando sola Me gusta pa' mí Bella Ella sabe que está buena Que todos andan mirándola cómo baila Me acerco Y le tiro todo un verbo Tomamos tragos sin peros solo tentación Le dije "Voy a conquistar tu familia" Que en unos días, vas a ser mía Me dijo Que estoy muy loco, pero le gusta Que ningún vato como yo actúa Ahí te va mija Y pura doble P viejo Así no más compa Pedro puro Eslabón Armado A las plebitas (cha-chau) No soy Un vato que tiene varo Pero hablando del corazón Te cumplo todo Me agarro Pegadito de su mano Mi compa ni se la creyó Que al pasar fui yo Su cuerpo Juro por Dios, que era tan perfecta Su cintura como modelo Sus ojos Desde el principio me enamoraron A ella le gusto Y a mí me gusta